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zamaron:

who is this? she thick as hell…….

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chessys:

*isnt universally loved* i guess i’ll just Die

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lol-you-thought:

Me: I don’t feel like reading smut. I kinda just want fluff or angst to take its place

Tumblr: we’re getting rid of anything sexual

Me: eXCUSE ME???? I READ THAT SHIT

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jadecitrusdragon:

A good reason to believe in aliens: because it’s statistically improbable that our planet is the only planet in our universe with life.

Bad reason to believe in aliens: discrediting the capability and competence of ancient civilizations and their ability to build things in a practical manner.

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richardhblakes:

currently losing it over this b-roll footage of john mulaney recording for into the spider-verse

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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https://twitter.com/CriminelleLaw/status/1037511306906099712

Reminds me of my mom getting remarried several years ago, for about a weekend - dude waited until after the wedding to tell her he expected her at waiting at home with dinner waiting when he finished work.

I dunno, like I get that this version of manhood is “normal” but goddamn is it the most brittle, contemptable fuckin thing

This is NOT these women’s fault in any way - these men hide their misogyny until they think you’re hooked. They know what they are doing.

These women are wise and brave. I admire them so much!

Not even touching the fact that he thinks teachers and nurses are lesser…he wants her to be less so that he can be more.

Am i the only one that thinks they could have come back from this? Like please tell me this was just the straw that broke the camels back and not a one off event. He must be an at least somewhat respectable person if she managed to stay with him up til that point. Him feeling lesser is a taught facet of his life pushed upon him by the patriarchy. It obviously damaged the way he viewed his gf, and his relationship, but that doesnt mean it cant be untaught. And of course its not this womans responsibility to be his teacher, but i hope she at least made him aware that this is what happened and why she left…

Literally how can you come back from someone wanting to have more power over you?

He’s not a little kid, he’s a grown ass man and if he hasn’t learned that 1. Teachers and nurses are smart as fuck and 2. That women aren’t and shouldn’t be lesser to him then when the hell is he going to learn from that?

Why does it need to be a final straw? Signs that someone is this fucked up are logs, not straws. And being a “respectable” person is easy when you’re lying about who you are and what you think.

JFC thats terrifying. He dead ass waited until she was moved in and sprung it on her like a god damn bear trap

This is how people end up in abusive relationships. The abuser will usually come off as nice and great in the beginning and then once the victim is hooked that’s when they start acting controlling and abusive.

i’d like this man to do a nurse’s job with all the knowledge and responsibilities it requires, or a teacher’s job with all the INCREDIBLY HARD WORK and all the responsibilities it entails. then i’d like him to say again that nurses and teachers don’t have to think in their job. any nurse or any teacher definitely thinks harder than he does regardless of what his job is. 

If contempt of you is more comfortable for him than admiration of you, he isn’t worth being with.

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ain-t-bovvered:

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puppy95:

My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning

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salty-blue-mage:

Everyone on Tumblr rn

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thebootydiaries:

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

A spell to dispel unwanted thoughts

stormbornwitch:

stormwaterwitch:

1.) Lay down on the floor
2.) Scream

I’m marking, writing and editing over 500 reports which have to be finished by this Thursday….

I will probably use this today.

gne-frog:

witchella:

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

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twentyonegirls:

if her smile turns you on im sorry to tell you but you’re fucked

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laughconfetti:

hello-lesbians:

I could really use a 9 hour hug right about now

i have 10

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